novice mistake


novice- someone who is unexperienced or sucks at life in a certain subject or activity.

novice mistake- doing something that is ridiculous or not close to being reasonable.
“d-mn, john should have hit-it-and quit it, that sucks he has a b-tchy girlfriend now.”

“yea, he made a novice mistake by hooking up with that b-tch.”

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