novocaine mouth


the way a model’s mouth should look when trying to be s-xy in a photo. or even better “femme fatale”…
tyra banks, gives orders to a cast member of her reality show, “america’s next top model.” the tyra trainee swivels her head again and again to gaze into a tv camera, but the real tyra wants more. “whip it fast and tight!” banks commands. “relax your mouth, as if you’ve had a shot of novocaine. it’s too soap opera. novocaine mouth!”

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