Now I got some serious Assues


the c-mulative -n-l damage if your partner goes and switches toilet paper brands on you, or you over-killed on the hot sauce the night before. the merge of the word -ss and issues.
ah man, why did she do it. we were out of toilet paper and she brought home the cheap brand. now i got some serious -ssues.

d-mn that habanero sauce was killer!! now i got some serious -ssues.

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