Nowoodian
a peterless servant or slave that posed no threat to the master’s wife. how could they? they had no winkies. urination was at best a dribble. the downside to a worker having no gigglestick was they tend to build towers extremely too high. on a positive note, they never left the toilet seat up.
the master always let chipper serve his wife breakfast in bed, due to the fact that chipper was a nowoodian. poor guy.
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