noxometer
a bullsh-t detector. internal comp-ss that tells you when someone/something is full of cr-p and not to be believed.
bob: “jim said he went to the party and they had 50 kegs and 4000 naked women who all wanted to sleep with him.”
bill: “yeah, about that, my noxometer is going apesh-t.”
bob: “i kinda figured he was full of sh-t too.”
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