npgmf


no p-ssy getting mother f-cker

no – etymology: middle english, from old english na, from ne not + a always; akin to old norse & old high german ne not, latin ne-, greek ne
1 a chiefly scottish : not b — used as a function word to express the negative of an alternative choice or possibility

p-ssy – p-ssy

getting – etymology: middle english, from old norse geta to get, beget; akin to old english bigietan to beget, latin prehendere to seize, grasp, greek chandanein to hold, contain
transitive senses
1 a : to seek out and obtain b : to obtain and bring where wanted or needed

mother f-cker – mother f-cker
i haven’t been laid in months. i’m an npgmf.
an individual that refuses to seek out and pound p-ssy, he’d rather sit in his room jerking off to ufc and forza motosport. there is always one in every group of friends, the kid who goes to sleep at 11 on weekends, chases beer with water, and somehow manages to fumble every time he gets to the goalline. yeah, that guy. the no p-ssy getting mother f-cker.
fra- so whats good for tonight n-gg-s?
guido- we’re gonna hit up the football house, gonna be mad p-ssy. whose driving?
jay- i guess i’ll drive cause kelvin’s already wrecked and daniel’s in his room sleeping.
guido- sleeping? its f-cking 10 oclock, hes such a npgmf
no p-ssy gettin mother f-cker
tom spends all his spare time playing world of warcraft after a long day at the local photocopying place, while on the weekends he occasionally enjoys the local comic convention. tom is such an n.p.g.m.f. that if a girl asked him if she could wet his whistle back at his place, he would think she was tryin to buy him a drink and crash out.

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