nu-stoner
white teenagers that are either from the suburbs or a rural-ish type area that like to smoke weed.
they wear those goofy flat-billed fitted caps but wear hollister and abercrombie clothes so they end up looking like some kind of stupid -ss wigger/prep-hybrid.
they are always really into southern rap but don’t know sh-t about other genres of music. female nu-stoners probably also listen to pop.
most real stoners don’t like them very much because they’re so wigger-ish and r-t-rded.
male nu-stoners talk and pretty much act like normal guys but they use stupid rap slang words so it makes them sound like idiots.
female nu-stoners act like black women but most of them add a touch of prep to there style.
all nu-stoners worship bob marley, 2pac, and lil wayne and this is a fact.
daniel: drew wanted to smoke a blunt with me and ride around and listen to lil wayne
chris: he’s such a nu-stoner
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