nub salad
an incompetent hero whose splayed out state of disarray (generated in an attempt to quest) conjures the image of a salad.
look at all the scarabs he’s left behind! nub salad!
when a nub gets owned by multiple nubs, they become a nub salad.
when you get owned at a game, and its not even close, and the other player is a pats fan
when you play a game of blitz and the opposite player is a pats fan, and you destroy them with the jets, you have the rights to call them a nub salad or just the blitz b-tch.
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