Nuberty


a stage in life in which a normal person undergoes the initial changes that will eventually lead to nubhood or their coming into nubhood. similar to p-b-rty only it tends to work in reverse, they become weaker, less coordinated and ultimately suck at life, thus they become a nub.
he was such a cool guy, athletic and smart, then all of a sudden he lost 30 pounds and started sucking at halo… he must be going through nuberty or something.
noun – the stage of adolescence in which an powerful individual becomes physiologically incapable of s-xual reproduction because of their own overwelming strength. based on the words nueter and p-b-rty.
master exon was freed from his prison. sir john said “he is free!” over his cell phone to the alliance leaders. master exon said “actually, i’m not really a guy anymore.”
sir john replied “why?”
“i succeeded in nuberty.”
“wow, i didn’t think you would be that strong.”
noun – the stage of adolescence in which an powerful individual becomes physiologically incapable of s-xual reproduction because of their own overwelming strength.
master exon was freed from his prison. sir john said “he is free!” over his cell phone to the alliance leaders. master exon said “actually, i’m not really a guy anymore.”
sir john replied “why?”
“i succeeded in nuberty.”
“wow, i didn’t think you would be that strong.”

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