Nuclear Turtle
a nuclear turtle refers to a nuclear t-rd that won’t quite launch. the missile is armed, the silo doors are open, but instead of launching, the head of the nuclear t-rd peeks out, much like a turtle in its sh-ll. at this point, the nuclear t-rd has morphed into a nuclear turtle.
the silo doors are open, but my nuclear t-rd won’t launch, looks like i’ve got a nuclear turtle.
i’ve been waiting on this nuclear t-rd for half an hour, i guess its now officially a nuclear turtle.
when your bowel movement results in a mushroom cloud of stench arising in the immediate vicinity. then you observe below you in the toilet bowl the illegitimate sp-wn of some sort of amphibians from the bikini atoll test site. most of the time a nuclear turtle is of a green color in some or all of its outer coating, although a black and brown variety has been reported.
my sh-t just hit critical m-ss, nuclear turtle imminent!
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