strawberries, cherries, bananas, chocolate and whip cream that is used by a couple in the bedroom for romance. s*x, love, romance, couple, bedroom, marriage, hook-up, seduction
i have not seen my wife all week. i’m going to drop by the grocery store and pick up some nude food and maybe we can have a romantic evening.
- my shorty
my girl! your girlfriend! that’s my shorty! the hot *ss girl is my shorty!
- masturbation procrastination
when you throw all your responsibilities out the window and just m*st*rb*t*. damon didn’t finish his project until the last minute because he was too busy with masturbation procrastination.
- office soft
being too used to a cosy office environment and unable to perform physical labour. or unable to perform in non-air-conditioned environments. 1, “call dave to help us shift this timber” “not dave he’s office soft” 2, it’s freezing in the warehouse. i must be getting office soft.
- mattress sniffer
a mattress sniffer, someone who hides under a bed in the hope of sniffing their ladies period leaks man i’m such a mattress sniffer, last night i hid under the bed with my wife’s tampons so she had no choice but to leak her red gushing goodness everywhere