nude shit


when you take such a nasty sh-t that you have to take off all your clothes just to handle it.
friend1: yo where were you? you’re 20 minutes late, and your shirt is untucked!
friend2 (nude sh-tter): sorry man i was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, i had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge nude sh-t!

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