Nukebox


another word for ‘microwave’. generally used for it’s lower syllabic count and less eloquent sound.
1 – gotta blast my leftovers in the nukebox; don’t wanna end up repainting the toilet walls again… =_=

2 – put my puppy in the nukebox to dry him off… big mistake… =_=
a term used to describe an extremely hot babe with a s-xually voracious appet-te. derived from the term nuke, which implies extreme heat, and the term box, which is one of the many slang terms used to refer to a woman’s v-g-n-.

warning: even though the babe in question may be extremely hot, s-xually desirable, and willing to put out, the use of the term nuke also implies a wantonly destructive force, thus creating the subtle implication that she may be mentally and/or emotionally unstable, unpredictable, and could blow at any moment.
melissa is a f-ckin’ nukebox – i brought her by to meet my folks, and she ended up blowing my dad!

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