when you sit on your hand till it is numb then m-st-rb-t-. it feels like someone else’s hand.
man i havent had s-x in days i am going home for some numb love.
- lucas %e2%9d%a4%ef%b8%8f
the most warm hearted person you could ever meet! you will love him, he will love you girl: he’s such a lucas ❤️ 😘 girl: i know right
- pound my prune
a females way to having rough, hard s-x when it’s been a while. i want you to pound my prune baby
- h*rny grandpa t*tties
a grand father who has the h-rn–st t-tties ever, some times the t-tties can be semi h-rny but only on certain holidays including christmas, easter and hanukkah p1: what does your family like to do for hanukkah? p2: well my grandpa gets h-rny t-tties 24/7 during hunakkah p1: that’s some h-rny grandpa t-tties
- show band
a marching band who does not compete due to lack of skill and instead makes up for it in rapid, confusing body spasms across the field during half time. friend-“dude, sick marching band!” you- “sadly you are wrong, we are just a show band.”
- 2 piece
punching a b-tch with your fist first and then hitting him with your elbow, all in one swing. d-mn! that n-gg- just got 2 pieced! a succession of punches limited to 2, which usually results in the opposing party falling to the floor. chris h-t ’em with the ill 2 piece and knocked ’em out […]