numb luck



when you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you’d be lucky if you went numb.
ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. the yeti then bashed ryan’s skull in the door 8 times, causing ryan to spit up blood and 4 teeth. ryan couldn’t feel anything from the neck down after the yeti had broken his spine.
“haha, i guess you could say this was numb luck! ha!” mumbled ryan.

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