Number 0


thinking you have to take a dump but only p-ssing gas.
feeling a large number 2 wayne squattled to the bathroom only to leave a number 0.
to sneak off to the bathroom pretending to relieve yourself, but instead, using the private time to send text messages to your secret lover on your cell phone.
i stepped away from dinner with the family to take a number 0. my wife never suspected a thing.

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