Number blind
slang for the math learning disability dyscalculia
my dyscalculia is making me all number blind
a problem with some people who have trouble with numbers, math, and any numerical reference from time to time. often related to deadlines and quant-ty.
setting at a staff meeting:
martha: “jim, did you get the memo?”
jim: “yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th”.
martha: “no, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. what, are you number blind or what?”
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