number one fuckie
1. v-g-n-l intercourse with an asian prost-tute, typically missionary style, in order to, if not tame the heathen, at least “soothe the savage beast” with the music of one’s loins (not unlike a cricket in that regard). named for the polite children’s term differentiating the different excretory functions (“number one”, as opposed to “number two”).
2. an asian wh-r-‘s specialty. either the finest delicacy in her “cuisine”, or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
that wh-r- was twisted. she posed like a baseball catcher and signalled with one finger between her legs to indicate “number one f-ckie”.
that b-tch wanted six dollars for number one f-ckie! she’s a three-dollar wh-r- if i ever saw one. g-dd-mn currency manipulator.
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