Number three


its diarrhea because it has the fluid of pee but it still is p–p.
male number 1: yo man last night after dinner i had some bad number three it stinked up the whole bathroom.

male number 2:d-mn man i never want to have a number 3
rhyming slang for wee or pee (urinate).

same as ‘number two’ is rhyming slang for poo.
are you going to the toilet to do a number two or number three?
wee, pee, urinate.

comes from the childrens nursery rhyme:

number one, tickle my b-m

number two, do a big poo

number three, go for a wee
don’t drink too much before bed you’ll have to go number three in the middle of the night
taking a shower immediately after dropping anchor. it’s called a number three because it should always follow a number two. if you don’t agree, then here is what will convince you: if you get p–p on your hand and wipe it off with a dry piece of toilet paper your hand will still smell like p–p! (shock)
aaron desselle always goes home from work to take a number three. his b-tt is clean right now.
ecstasy.

due to a ranking of drugs. it’s still in the works. all drugs have not been tried/ranked yet.

see number two
what are you doing tonight?
about to get me some of that number three.

what are they on right now?
they are h-lla number threed out!
the dreaded third sh-t of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.
my god that cheap draft is haunting me now! number three came knockin as soon as i walked out the door!

as i was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and i had to dirty my clean -rs-….goddammitt!!
mixture of pee and p–p – diharreah.
number one – pee
number two – p–p
number three – diharreah
when you have extremely bad diarrhea or thin watery feces. it is often the cause of spicy food and taco bell.
“hey, can we go i have to pee…?”
“dude, don’t be a f-g, go in the trees.”
“…from my -ss.”
(number three)

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