NumbRinger
when one takes a sh-t for so long, their legs go numb and they have a ring around their -ss from the toilet seat…a numbringer
ray-ray: i was over at big fat daquisha’s house the other day and she came wobblin’ out of the bathroom, b-mpin into walls and barely standing up straight.
t-bone: whaaaaat????? what the h-ll was her problem?
ray-ray: that’s what i asked…that’s when she told me she was on the toilet for 45 minutes and had herself a numbringer.
t-bone: d-mn dude…that’s the worst…she must go 3 bills. did you see the ring?
ray-ray: naw…her’s legs was numb so i took her word for it.
t-bone: smart.
ray-ray: numbringer smart!
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