numi umi


a young, attractive asian female who appears to be of j-panese descent.

see also: numi
matt: check out that numi umi.
andrew: yeah, she’s pretty hot.
matt: you think she’s j-panese?
andrew: your adar sucks, dude. she’s korean.

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