Numphy


an annoying, obnoxious, dumb person. someone you do not like. fake, sh-t-starter. basically, everything bad about a person, rolled up in one.
did you see that numphy? who does she think she is?
numphy – an alcoholic concoction containing the likes of whipped cream vodka, vanilla cream ginger ale, and starbucks doubleshot. -quite the masterpiece-
“dude that numphy i ordered at blah blah was off the hook yo.”
a person you do not like, someone resembling a knome or leprachaun. or with a weird look about them in general. a b-tch, dumb-ss, sh-t-starter, -sshole. can be male/female. normally short, and fat and extremely annoying.
why do people even talk to him? he’s a effing numphy.

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