Numpty


scottish usage:
a) someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amus-m-nt of others.

b) a good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) a reckless, absent minded or unwise person
a) “no. that wisnae wit she meant, ya big numpty!”

b) i.e. “silly billy”, “you big dafty”

c) “that numpty’s driving with no lights on!”
a person who never has or never will have a f-ing clue what he is doing
bobby gould
an idiot, a silly person
“you’re going to look like a right numpty.”
a scottish term, short for numb-skull.
idiot
pratt
wally
” away n’sh-te, ya f-ckin’ numpty ”
numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of scotland football grounds, many many years ago. a player who couldn’t hit a cow’s -rs- with a shovel would be a f—ing numpty.
“awww jimmy you f————ing numpty!! you couldnae score wi’ ma’ sister!”
dialect, chiefly scots. a b-mbling fool or one who is intellectually challanged.
(plural : numpties)
“they numpties couldnae organise a p-ssup in a brewery.”
in reference to msps( members of scottish parliment)
a person so stupid they are incapable of understanding the simpliest of things
john hall is a numpty for his festive headwear

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