nunce
an insult meaning idiot
what a nunce -_-;
a british slang word used for a paedophile.
from the kevin bishop show:
policeman:what have you done with goldilocks?
bear: f-ck it run!
policeman:you nunce! get em’ boys!
the word the british use for f-ggot…
(as seen in lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels)
barry: h-llo my boy, fancy a lolly?
little chris: p-ss of ya nunce!!!
noun: what you say when trying to recount when an event occurred, only to realise that it never actually has. much like once, twice or thrice, but meaning never, or zero times.
a: “how many times do i have to tell you to slow down before i kick your -ss?”
b: “… nunce.”
a nun nonce, a naughty nun who likes little boys, oh i say i say.
i was molested by a nunce when i was 13 at a private boarding school.
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