Nurgling


a nurgling is a tiny, mischievous daemon, resembling a chubby miniaturized version of johnn wayne gacy, the notorious serial killer. they normally appear in large numbers.
occasionally, very stupid people who like to prod and poke nurglings will become infested with them, where they will live in gaping wounds and orifices on the victim’s body; when the person comes under attack, these nurglings will jump out and ravage the attacker, in attempts to defend their “home”.

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