nurk
1.a small person with disruptive and irritating intent.
2.another word for idiot. used regualarly by spike milligan and by ronnie barker in porridge.
“you flamin’ nurk!”said hamish and sean
nurk: dude who has the chance to score but doesn’t pull it off, then wastes your time explaining not pulling it off.
fred had a woman rubbing his c-ck and -ss while he was semi awake and decided sleep was the better option, and the next day he told everyone exactly how he chose not to score and sleep instead.
“fred is all about the nurk. just ask him and he’ll tell you how he totally didn’t close the deal.
someone who inspires others to smoke weed
…i think you can get the picture!
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