Nursing Home Combo Platter


s-xual act performed on a male senior citizen. female feeds a combination v–gr-/laxative to bedridden patient. upon appearance of the “b-n-r”, the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to -j-c-l-t- and sh-t the bed simultaneously. female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to p-ss off the old mans grown-up children.
gold digger:”i went to see my sugar-daddy and i gave him a nursing home combo platter”
gold diggers best friend:”you deserve all his money,baby! now let’s go get our nails did.”

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