when a cat pats down an area before laying in said area.
“woah, that cat just nurt nurted on your face!”
- what she order
fish fillet! what she order? fish fillet!
- matthew sgroi
“the rat king” “he who swims in nutella and eats only the whitest of bread.” – matthew sgroi
a janini is someone who is extremely nice and needs to be protected at all costs. she’s so fab…she’s gotta be a janini
- singles in your area
annoying ads that you usually find as an ad, in a p-rn site, or in your spam mail. it is used to lure h-rny men. there are singles in your areas waiting to f-ck!
- rip harambe
harambe was a gorilla that got shot at the expense of a child. let’s take a moment to pray for harambe… person 1: harambe was a god person 2: h-ll yeah he was person 3: rip harambe