Nurttle
a nerd in a turtle neck shirt.–to be a nurttle one must have two qualities. (1) they must appear in a cheesy “photo of the author” portrait in the back of a novel. (2) in said photograph they must be wearing a turtle neck shirt. (no matter how cool the author may be if they meet the 2 qualifications they are a nurttle.)
carl sagan : dan brown…countless other nurttles out there. wow!!!
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- nuthooks
hange ’em by their nuts when a thread is misleading thread t-tle says: “the chiefs are going to trade for darrell jackson!” but in reality, it was just a made up scenario by an nfl -n-lyst. other posters say “nuthooks” perhaps with pics.
- higgling
the act of huggling and giggling and that general all out bliss you feel when you are all loved up in a relationship. we ended up missing half of the film the other night as we were too busy higgling.
- High as a Satellite
slang term meaning that you are very, very high on drugs. let’s see what we have tonight, i’m high as a satellite. you see those flashing lights, ’cause every night, every night, i put on for my city. -kanye west in put on.
- shitty borstein
completely drunk, f-cked up, hammered. “oh man, did you see jack at the bar? he was sh-tty borstein, i hope he wasn’t driving tonight.” “are you ok dude? you got pretty drunk last night.” “i wasn’t just drunk, i was sh-tty borstein!”
- shit walk
the act of clenching ones b-tt to prevent a leak of the -n-s. the result of this act makes one do a speeding duck walk to the bathroom. dude! that guy had to use the sh-tter so bad he had to do the sh-t walk! the walk you take when you have to take a […]