nuru


the secret codeword for one of those full body m-ssages, where the j-panese lady rubs her gelled up body all over the guy getting the m-ssage. it is not known if this exists in real life or is just a gimmick p-rnos use.
hey carl, i wonder if those nuru m-ssages i see on youp-rn are real. i sure would like one of those.

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