Nut Blaster
a 50 pound dog who thinks it’s a lap dog. generally curls up on their master’s lap, and then inexplicably catapults themselves into the air, blasting their master’s nuts in the process.
guy: ow! the dog just jumped off my lap!
girl: yeah, he’s a total nut blaster.
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