nut crab monster


a legendary crab that only feeds off sweet nuts, but is also known to enjoy cornflakes. he roams woodland an seaside areas.beware the nut crab.
two boys enter a small woodland area.
boy 1: dude what was that noise
boy 2: dunno.. sounded like the cry of a wild crab.
boy 1: oh my days its the nut crab monster.. runnnnnn

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