Nut Goblin


1. one who hordes male t-st-cl-s, as a means to show self worth and masculinity.
2. one who steals excessive amounts of kills in video games, in order to feel as if they contributed towards the team.
1. that nut goblin would steal my kill.
2. boot this nut goblin i am so sick of him stealing my kills.
a person (usually male) who is addicted to nuts, or d-cks. this person likes to chase other males b-lls and slaps them till they’re blue.
wow, that noobs a total nutgoblin.

did you see henry today? he was going total nutgoblin on his dad.

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