Nut wine


a gl-ss of beer (or any cold alcohol beverage for that matter) that you serve to someone and they drink it unaware you dipped your nuts in it moments ago…

if it was a martini though it culd be either a nut-ini or a balltini, either works…

guess what a fartini is…
at a party:
guy “how’d you like that nut wine, shirley”
shirley “it’s okay… but i don’t taste the nuts…”
guy t-tter t-tter
pause, the penny drops
shirley “eurgh! oh my g-d, you put your sweaty b-lls in this didn’t you?! ack! you’re f-cking disgusting!”

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