nutrition
a concept entailing if one has an opportunity to eat any type of food for a cheap amount of price, then they must eat as much as possible even if a feeling of fullness arises, for the possibility of not being able to eat at a later moment in time is a very probable possibility. certain foods have certain amounts of nutrition. nutrition’s units are a function of time and energy. 5 minutes of energy from a certain type of food is considered one newt. 1 hour of energy from a certain type of food is considered one nut. from the latin based “jho” language.
wow… that is a lot of free food. i better get some nutrition, harghed too.
if i dont get some nutrition, then i might be hungry later when i dont have any food. that would suck so much. if i eat that apple, then i will get 3 newts out of it. thats 15 minutes of energy. wow. i am happy now because i got some much-needed nutrition.
in los angeles unified school district in the 90’s, nutrition was a 15minute time period from 10am to 1015am where you had a chance to turn in your gov’t issused “meal ticket” to get a piece of delicious cheesetoast, the cheese was the yellowest -ss cheese in the world, almost orange, but it tasted like the bomb. you had a choice of milk or orange juice, but u got ripped off with the orange juice since it was half the size of the milk.
ghetto teacher: tyrone, i hope you had a hearty breakfast or a fattening nutrition, because you are doing your detention during lunch.
another term for bad-ss
boy 1: “last night i spelunked a floosie.”
boy 2: “man, that’s nutrition.”
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