Nuts In My Eyes
when you have a severe nut allergy and purposefully bury your face in a can of planter’s mixed nuts in a last ditch effort to get out of a date or activity with someone.
the end result is like being maced: your eyes bug out, you become incapacitated, and you can’t breathe. or you just end up in the hospital.
usually done because your date is fugly, or you’re just a d-ck.
jack was such a d-ck, instead of admitting he was a lousy dancer, he ate a handful of honey roasted before he was suppose to go on the floor with jill. when she asked why he looked like a sunburned bug-eyed lizard, he responded with “well, i got nuts in my eyes,” and hid under a table from everyone.
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