Nutty Chunker
an extremely chunky t-rd due to eating a large amount of nuts. usually takes excessive force to tackle and more often then not will be substantially painful, and also may lead to -n-l hemorrhaging.
after making the mistake of eating a whole 5 lbs. bag of peanuts at the ball game yesterday, today i was left with the inevitable choice of forcing out what was probably the most painful and damaging nutty chunker i’ve ever experienced.
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