Nutty Hosepipe


(s-xual act) a nutty hosepipe is the act of licking the rim of a male’s -n-s whilst they are urinating into a toilet.
my god margaret, i know you were quite keen on arthur but giving him a nutty hosepipe was a bit far, he doesn’t wipe after all!

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