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david: “ty my b”
- small town girl syndrome
when a girl, typically high school age, is in a sh-tty relationship but refuses to break up with her boyfriend because she doesn’t realize the amount of other guys out there in the world. typical of girls who spend their whole childhood in a small town. her boyfriend is such a player, but she won’t […]
when your friend leaves their cigarette buds all over the areas in which they have been and do nothing about it. me:”why you gotta leave all your buds laying on the floor? ” friend :”ultraf-gitism,bro, it’s a habit. ” me:”more like a disease! “
- kidney block
when your kidneys come out of your body to kick some -ss. side effects may include death. this guy tried to kidney punch me, but luckily i kidney blocked that motherf-cker. still haven’t gotten my kidneys back though.
- eye *ssault
when someone is made to see something that cannot be unseen. an -ssault on your sense of sight. sara left her computer unlocked, so alex set up an eye -ssault by changing her homepage to meatspin.