Nwned


nwned (and alternately nowned) is shortform for “narcotically owned” and refers to the state of being following predigious consumption of multiple drugs within a brief period of time.
stoner #1: you should have been there last night man! we smoked a sh-tload of weed, ate mushrooms like super mario and dropped acid until the end of time.

stoner #2: sounds like you got f-cking nwned.

stoner #1: i still can’t feel my face.

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