a sh-tty high school filled with douchers that are just trying to get their d-cks wet and sl-ts that’ll take off their shirts after one strawberrita. nicknamed “smoke park”, it also is infested with pot heads that are simply dumb enough to bring mary jane on school grounds. everything about this place sucks major -ss except the potato bowl tuesday’s. god bless them taters.
oak park high school is sh-t at football.
a smol boy with a heart of gold. oh my starts would you look at that,he has a heart of gold 100% benjesus hey! benjesushow’s life treating you
someone who is small and hacks life. “alex kwoked his way into the soccer team.”
- tallah*ssee taillight
this is a term used to describe any janky “repair” done to a taillight instead of just buying a new one. examples include (but are not limited to) a piece of a plastic folgers coffee tub, red duct tape, half of a solo cup, etc. wow did you see randys tallah-ssee taillight in his dodge […]
i repeat do not f-ckig engage guys irdnfe
a s-x noise, often akin to a foghorn, produced by any animal with a vocal folds, that reaches over 250 decibels. this is comparable to that of an atomic bomb, causing significant damage to the surrounding area and pulverising anything within 16 square meters. as such it inevitably leads to the death of the animal […]