Oak Park, Illinois
a place where residents pride themselves on their “tolerance” of everyone. filled with many pseudo-hippies, oak park people are a pain in the -ss to deal with. oak park pastimes include: pretending to be original, being elitists, hugging trees, incorrectly thinking they can change the world by holding peace vigils (yes, they actually hold peace vigils),pretending to like folk music, pretending to be political scientists, and being condescending -ssholes to all those who don’t share in their communist beliefs. in short, if i had to live in oak park, i would take a gun, put it to my head, and pull the trigger.
bob: i’m looking to move to a town where i can totally, you know, be very, you know in tune with myself, and be with my very deep thoughts, and be with others who have very deep thoughts, you know, a place where i can, you know, not apologize for being so deep and ethereal, you know, better than everyone because, like i’m so educated, i took an oil painting cl-ss once and read an article on climate change.
jim: move to oak park, illinois you f-cking -sshole.
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