Oakland Catholic


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guy 1: “ahh dude! did you see those oakland catholic girls?”
guy 2: “h-ll yeah man! i swear, i could see that one oakland catholic girl’s panties ’cause her skirt was so short!”
a horrible, horrible school in pittsburgh full of cliquey, sl-tty, b-tches; horrible teachers who shove their beliefs down your throat; and a totalitarian administration. do not send your daughters there unless you want to ruin their lives, as it has ruined mine.
“that girl’s skirt is rolled up so much, she must be from oakland catholic.”

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