Oakland Early College
where the princ-p-l wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says “the punisher”, students answer the phone, the math teacher throws calculators at students, and the handicapped kid races the able-bodied kids down the hallway on his scooter.
where do you go to school?
oakland early college
oakland early what?
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