Obama Carp
a giant carp weighing as much as 100 pounds that jumps thru the air when irritated by turbulence in the water. they are about to enter the great lakes and rivers of the us and canada thru the chicago ship c-n-l ruining the lakes forever for other fish and fisherman. have been known to hit people on boats injuring them. president obama refuses to help stop them.
man, barrack obama is the greatest ever. free stimulas money, free healthcare and now free obama carp that just jump in my boat. you dont be having to work for anything since he became da man.
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