Obama’s Platinum
an electronic benefits card given to people who cannot provide for themselves monetarily (mainly for food.) named rightly so because president obama will “give one to anyone.”
cashier: “your total is going to be 100.00”
card holder: “oh snap, let me get out my “obama’s platinum” to pay for this food!!”
or..
card holder talking to friend: we can get some candy, cake, pop, ice cream, you name it!
friend: dang! how are you going to pay for all this?
card holder: don’t worry, i get $600 a month on my “obama’s platinum” i’ll pay for it!
friend: i need to get me one of them cards!
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