obamassacre
obam-ssacre-the death of freedom and standard of living of the middle cl-ss caused by federal policies and regulations created and enforced by the barak obama administration. these obama policies and regulations include but are not limited to obamacare, overtaxation, tanning bed tax (more commonly known as “white people tax”), etc…
1. to fix the obam-ssacre the citizens of the united states will have to elect future leaders who will uphold the rights of the us states and the american citizens.
2. thanks to the obam-ssacre my tanning salon will be going out of business and my former clients will have to be pasty white all year long.
3. due to the obam-ssacre i lost healthcare coverage from my employer and am not able to switch to obamacare because the website is not working.
4. my company just switched me from a full time employee to a part time employee because of the cost due to the obam-ssacre.
5. due to the obam-ssacre i am not able to attend the college i want to because it is a for-profit college and i cannot get the tuition -ssistance and federal aid i used to qualify for.
6. i was a victim of the obam-ssacre when i was forced to retire early from the military.
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