Obease.
fat -ss people who eat away there sorrows. they have no lifes! they sit there on there on there fat -ss trying to put on their pants but they just don’t b-tton. f-cking mcdonals is who to blame. they feeed these d-mn beast all the f-cking big macs they want. then they go in to the bathroom and drop and effin load bigger then texas from all the d-mn grease they eat. they sh-t all over the walls. and they soon discover how cankles happpen. then 20 minutes later they have a heartattack and die! and there body rots. (;
but it takes years to decompose.
well there ya be.
obease.
sally: ” hey peggie”
peggie: “what?”
sally: “look at debbie over there, she has gotten a little big”
peggie: “nooooo i think she has gotten obease! sally!”
sally: “i think your right” (she wispers soo discreetly)
peggie: “i think it’s the mcdonalds!”
sally: ” you mean the big macs!?!?!?!”
peggie: ” yuppp them d-mn big macs.”
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