oberon


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beer oberon
1. (astronomy) the second-largest satellite of ur-n-s, discovered in 1787 by william herschel.

2. (mythology) in european literature, the name of the king of the fairies, as in shakespeare’s a midsummer night’s dream and wieland’s oberon.

3. (urban vernacular) an pompous, violin weilding bearded male busker- usually between the ages of 28-35. noted to speak in a scoff manner, know to laugh arrogantly at his own jokes. may brag repet-tively about his apparent violin playing/carving skills.
remains the king of the fairies, and the second-largest satellite of your -n-s.
typical oberon sayings:

“how do you know you’re at a gay bbq?
-cause all the sausages taste like sh-t”
(scoff laugh from within beard)

“a woman once asked me to play paganini and i replied; maybe after about 8 hours of warming up (scoff laugh) but i’ll give it a go..”

“but the violin has a bigger range than the guitar!”

“but the beard is part of my face”

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