Obesitoy


a person who has reached a physical waist circ-mference of such profound proportions that sports and various obesitasks will have to be invented to make her or him any use to anyone whatsoever. we are talking wa-hay beyond ‘2 seat tickets in an airplane’ (although that is defo on the right track); this is more in the realm of the scary monster (a skippy ball in fact) in jon carpenter’s cl-ssic, sublimely low-budget movie ‘dark star’.
hey man, you wanna be our obesitoy for the next game of push-shove-punch’n’kick it?

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